Like Newlyweds...Without the "New".

beatyouwithabat:

respectthesqwan:

i-am-the-kraken-of-the-sea:

theseasonishere:

68rooms68vacancies:

bleubeetle:

ablipintime:

friskachu:

shwoosaysthings:

goddessofcheese:

yukidama:

piddlebucket:

pixyled:

tranzient:

panasonicyouth:

kimcrow:

lord—loldemort:

tophatkurt:

homemadedarkmark:

teppelin:

This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY

OHMYGAWD O.O

I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—

OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 

OMG. OMG.

at first i was like, what’s everyone upset about? is an ocean of lube? is it like was dumped because she didn’t use this brand of lube.

BUT THEN I SAW IT.

terrible. people should be ashamed.

some one explain it to me idgi

look at the placement of those barrier spool-shaped things.  look where she is.  cringe.

MAKER NOOOOOOOO

This one took me FOREVER. JFC.

Took me a minute and then I laughed forever.

sitting here, not getting it. the fraction of a second before i click reblog to whine about how i dont get it it hits me

oh god it hits me

This made my jaw drop so fast it almost hurt.

I thought it was about mermaid sex at first.

no matter how long i look and think i still do not get it. oh well.

lulzzz

i’ve been cursed with stupidity and i just do not understand

I stared at this for a minute before I got it.ohgodddddddddgghjkl.

OH MY GOD EW

Wait, so is it supposed to be a sea of cum or something? Or is there a guy hidden between her legs eating her out?

LOL’ing into forever.